SCREW YOU, AVATAR...THE REAL GAME-CHANGER THIS CHRISTMAS IS "STAN HELSING"...

You've really got to hand it to Leslie Nielsen. Even at the ripe old age of 127, the Naked Gun actor really knows how to scrape the celluloid barrel. In evidence, we present for your consideration his latest magnum opus, Stan Helsing..

Unfortunately, we can't really give Nielsen any credit for this shitefest. All the blurb says that it's from "one of the guys who brought you Scary Movie" and, sadly, that poor soul happens to be a chap called Bo Zenga, one of the executive producers of the aforementioned Wayans Bros. smash. This time out, Zenga is the sole writer/director of a horror parody that pits a whole bunch of classic movie anti-heroes (Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, Pinhead etc) against a cast of hapless but attractive teenagers (and Leslie Nielsen, in drag) for one big monster mash-up.

The good news is that if this turns out as half as well as Zenga's previous work (his last writing credit was for 2004's Soul Plane) then Stan Helsing will literally be as good as half a turd.

Currently boasting an impressive 3.7 User Rating on the IMDB, Stan Helsing is out on DVD in the UK on 1st February 2010 - don't say we didn't warn you.

http://www.stanhelsingthemovie.com/