You are now entering a Schneider-free zone...

OK, munchkins.

This is 24 Frame Planet, a new movie blog in a world shit-filled with movie blogs. Now I realise that for a lot of folk, the very appearance of a new movie blog is only fractionally more welcome than a smack in the knackers. Well, tough: your knackers are about to be well and truly smacked, cinematically speaking.

For what it's worth, our editorial policy is pretty simple:-

1. Be inclusive, not exclusive - movie snobbery is the first step on a path of slippery evil, and we do not consider our views to be any more or less worthwhile than you or yours (although as you will see, we are usually right;)
2. Absolutely, postively no bullshit - if it stinks, we'll sniff it, then throw it away in feigned disgust;
3. Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol is by a country mile the best of all the Police Academy films simply because it features Mahoney getting rowdy on a balloon, and that rocks;
4. No Rob Schneider (that's not snobbery, it's damage limitation.)

Er, and that's about it. To be completely honest with you, we're just as likely to feature Zac Efron as we are the new Michael Haneke. And you know why? Because movies are totally and utterly AMAZING. Even when they're kinda shitty, movies are still invariably the greatest thing in the whole wide world. And no matter how you look at it, in a no-holds-barred grudge match to the death, High School Musical pretty much takes Funny Games every time.

Deal?

Chris Blohm
Editor-in-Chief